Fortune Hunter of the COWON S9 Charge Cable

Woohoo! I just found the charge cable for my COWON S9 mp3 player! Woohoo! That sonofa-cuntgun was buried deep in a drawer that isn't its usual location. The charge cable must be trying to escape the COWON S9, no longer wanting songs running through its insides and electricity jolting it to charge its Big Brother.

I found ya, you proprietary USB bastard!!!

---- Indiana Lacking ~ Fortune Hunter Extroardinaire!!