Monday, November 17, 2008

Minor Sunday Observations To Get Things Going

I look out the car window and see a woman tending to her child in a blue baby cart. Bent over, her cleavage shows. She has very big breasts. I'm not a "breast man" myself but they're there, so there. Out of nowhere, another woman appears. "Hmmm," I think to myself. They were both brunettes.

An old man on a motorized cart was rolling along with music being blasted from an unseen speaker unit. What was playing? I could've sworn it was the soundtrack from Karate Kid 2. You know, the one with Zamfir on the pan flute.

The moon in the morning sky, sitting across from the bright sun chaser, looked awkward. I look up and see something wrong. I glance at my feet to re-orient myself and look up again, again only to see something wrong. The moon was lopsided! Maybe it had too much to drink, made an inappropriate comment about Pluto no longer considered a planet and got its face kicked in. Anybody else see this?