Monday, April 22, 2013

Are Robots Happy?


A CAPTCHA is a program that generates a challenge-response to ensure the response is human.

And indeed I am.

Although I ponder if my fleshpuddle heart and my thoughtsoaked brain would be better off instead as forms of metal and microchips so that I could answer this life, with clarity, a yes.

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Banana Duh


"Whyyy does it smell like banan?-- oh yeah there's a banana peel in my pocket."

"Why is there a banana peel in your pocket?"

"Because I just ate a banana, duh."

"And the follow-up chocolate-covered raisins made you forget?"

"Precisely."