"Hello lady. My name is Justin Fernandez. Oh you like what I'm wearing? You know I make it do what it do. Oh the pimp cane? That's for regulation purposes and hopefully I need not use it on you, darling. You are . . . a nice girl, right?"
[This is what I'd say if my public social confidence equaled the swagger I have typing away word after word after word after . . .]
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