A Tutorial On The Ganso: Places to Avoid Self-Gansos

This shouldn't be here out in the open, upright and ready to bring on the pain! It's dangerous. It might look cool in the sense of a horror movie building suspense for an upcoming death scene, but the venturous part is that the same can easily be applied to here and now with a little girl playing hopscotch.

Hop. Hop. HopTRIP!!

"AAAAHHHHH! Tiffany!"

I look at sharp claws of this rusted beast and think, "A self-ganso onto this would not be pretty." Should the anxiety arise and you feel you may stumble, fall and self-ganso, the very least you could do is do is not be in a place where things get pointy. The massive amount of rust doesn't help, either. You might be asking yourself, "What is a ganso?" Simply put, the Ganso Bomb is one of the most devastating finishing maneuvers in pro wrestling. Don't ever, EVER get caught in one!



Ouch.

In equation form:
pointy rusted thing + self-ganso = why god, why?!