Caught in the K-Pop: A Dilemma Karaoke

The Terrible Haircut Gang (THG) was notorious for their hostility towards hats, fondness for pet turtles, and incredible k-pop karaoke skills.

The Top Hats of 10th Street deified their namesake, preferred pet lizards, and boasted of their k-pop karaoke chops to be superior to that of THG.

When the tension between the gangs escalated in the season’s record-setting heat, their feud erupted into a magnificently brutal street war known as The Summer of Scissors. Plenty of blood was spilled by both sides; a horror show seen in every karaoke booth within their territories. Innocent bystanders--those with the slightest brim on their hats or a partition of hair seen a touch of an angle off--were hospitalized by the drunken dozens. Fortunately, no turtles or lizards were harmed. 

At the end, both gangs could no longer sing in key.*







[*Although detractors say they never could to begin with.]