That Shatter-Happy Thin Glass Ball

How I don't want to be in a relationship because a girl who holds admiration for me is something I'm responsible for, and how incredibly fragile that is, equivalent to have to constantly hold (palm up) and balance a rather large but shatter-happy thin glass ball.

Because I'm gonna mess up. That's what I do. And when I do, there goes the admiration, sweetheart.

I'm such a doofus.

Hitter of a Noise Stick

I'm not a guitar player.
   I have a noise stick.
      I have a noise stick.
         And I hit it occasionally.

I am a noise stick hitter.

Askatchu Jeeraphs

Chandelier & Jeeraph

Girls & Monsters

I wanna write about monsters but end up writing about girls. Again. "I dunno, maybe they're the sa—" "Oh how dare you!" cuts in another.