Thursday, June 21, 2018

She Came with Cute, I Shoulda Put Back with Pretty


Wednesday, June 13, 2018

A Weirdo Regardless

There was an abundance of Vietnamese folks grocery shopping at the Mexican supermarket this morning. Don't be surprised--that's how our city rolls. (My Vietnamese best friend is also back in town. That might be the coincidental sign to notice such a thing, aye?)

I walked by the hot sauce aisle and my mouth watered at the sight of all those bottles of oh-so-tasty red heat, yum! 

Tried on a couple of sombreros and was said that I look like a weirdo.

But I look like a weirdo regardless.

I forgot that Donald Duck schleps orange juice. He does, you know? Because ducks and oranges make sense.

Also saw Jimmy Page... if he were a widowed Vietnamese grandmother.


3 How It Turns

With niece & nephews (The Three Musketeers!) at Chuck E. Cheese and across from me caught a lady looking. Checked again, Yep. And again. She had three kids. 

Told my cousin about this. He said, "Well you can give her a fourth!"

What? Nah, I ain't tryin' be nobody's baby daddy. Child support--NOPE. Plus who wants to put another human being into this miserable world? I am not taking THAT responsibility; I know how it turns.

Plus the three I got in the Musketeers is plenty fulfilling to give guidance to in the peace & joy to be found in life!

To be fair, she was pretty tho.😘