Aye yo to the girl at Eastridge who looked me up & down and said my outfit is "cute": Sincerely, thank you for the compliment, hon. Nah, I don't dress like this everyday, but oh yes when I feel good and... knowing I be talkin' to pretty ladies such as yourself. #Slick 😘— Leonard L̶a̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ Lightning (for awhile) (@leonardlacking) June 21, 2018
Thursday, June 21, 2018
She Came with Cute, I Shoulda Put Back with Pretty
Tuesday, June 19, 2018
Wednesday, June 13, 2018
A Weirdo Regardless
There was an abundance of Vietnamese folks grocery shopping at the Mexican supermarket this morning. Don't be surprised--that's how our city rolls. (My Vietnamese best friend is also back in town. That might be the coincidental sign to notice such a thing, aye?)
I walked by the hot sauce aisle and my mouth watered at the sight of all those bottles of oh-so-tasty red heat, yum!
Tried on a couple of sombreros and was said that I look like a weirdo.
But I look like a weirdo regardless.
I forgot that Donald Duck schleps orange juice. He does, you know? Because ducks and oranges make sense.
Also saw Jimmy Page... if he were a widowed Vietnamese grandmother.
I walked by the hot sauce aisle and my mouth watered at the sight of all those bottles of oh-so-tasty red heat, yum!
Tried on a couple of sombreros and was said that I look like a weirdo.
But I look like a weirdo regardless.
I forgot that Donald Duck schleps orange juice. He does, you know? Because ducks and oranges make sense.
Also saw Jimmy Page... if he were a widowed Vietnamese grandmother.
3 How It Turns
With niece & nephews (The Three Musketeers!) at Chuck E. Cheese and across from me caught a lady looking. Checked again, Yep. And again. She had three kids.
Told my cousin about this. He said, "Well you can give her a fourth!"
What? Nah, I ain't tryin' be nobody's baby daddy. Child support--NOPE. Plus who wants to put another human being into this miserable world? I am not taking THAT responsibility; I know how it turns.
Plus the three I got in the Musketeers is plenty fulfilling to give guidance to in the peace & joy to be found in life!
To be fair, she was pretty tho.😘
Told my cousin about this. He said, "Well you can give her a fourth!"
What? Nah, I ain't tryin' be nobody's baby daddy. Child support--NOPE. Plus who wants to put another human being into this miserable world? I am not taking THAT responsibility; I know how it turns.
Plus the three I got in the Musketeers is plenty fulfilling to give guidance to in the peace & joy to be found in life!
To be fair, she was pretty tho.😘
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