Proclaims the Emcee of the Degree'd

The Emcee

showstops me

to parade kings

"Didn't you know?"

"Hey?"

"He just graduated from San Jose State."

Parade

the degree'd kings

Ye introduced

by your

good deeds

held aloft

in the

better than thou

manner

prevalent

to the privileged

the puckering

the suckcess sucking

"Oh I'm a good boy, I am, I am!"

Again.

("Didn't you know?")

("He just graduated from San Jose State.")

Fuck the Emcee.

Comparatively

Should you continue

to mic the awe of the

university recognized superstar

("Did you go to San Jose State?")

("No.")

Then introduce me

Comparatively

By my failures

By my

Lack

of success

By my UN-education

By my constant jerking

By my filth

my sorrows

my suicides

my death

Introduce me

By the life that I

utterly failed

For who are we

but we as ourselves?

Not

what beseeches super state certified official recognition?

Hey Emcee!

Introduce me

Introduce me