On midnight morning I was watching ASAP '09 (a Filipino variety show, DirecTV 2060) to stockpile fuel for my lyrical ammo and while doing so, came across a random thought that entertained me for a good 7 minutes. The birth of this "ha ha" spewed out into this not-so derelict earth during a performance involving a few fascinating women in scant and sparkly dresses. And what was born from this delight? A conversation.
"At least the girls are pretty, right?"
"Huh?"
"The girls are pretty?
"Oh yeah, yeah. Even if they lip-sync."
"You mean the ones that can’t sing?"
"Yeah, looking unsure of themselves. Standing on stage, moving their lips about. Still pretty."
"Even if they lip-sync."
"Uh huh."
"Do you think . . .?"
"What?"
"Oh Christ . . ."
"What??"
"Do you think they lip-sync their vadge?"
